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Music o' Gears for Steampunk Ears

We play the "Music o' Gears", an anachronistic style of music that will make you long for the days gone by. So, pour yourself a glass of port or a nice cup of tea and give us a listen.

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Episode 340: A Ship Named Friendship, 02-24-2015

Hello sweeties! I don't know what to say about this show... so I won't say anything. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant02.24.15 playlist:The Drifting Boulders - Wooden ...

Episode 339: Не грубить!, 02-11-2015

Hello sweeties! So, here we are, the ladies have once again gotten us into another stupid situation. Oh joy! - Poppy, the clockwork assistant02.11.15 playlist:Beirut ...

Episode 338: Domo Arigato, 02-04-2015

Hello sweeties! Can you believe it has been seven years since this show began? Seven long years. See what all your words of encouragement and ...

Episode 337: DidgeriDon’t, 01-28-2015

In a world torn asunder by madness, two ladies wander aimlessly, stupidly in a desert... Need I say more? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant01.27.15 playlist:Tom ...

Episode 336: The Good Ship Calpurnia, 01-21-2015

Hello sweeties,  All I know is that if we get one more bored viscount aboard this airship, I eon't be be held accountable for my ...

Episode 335: Goin’ Out West, 01-16-2015

Hello, sweeties! I wish I could be happier about this adventure Emmett has dragged us on, to find her missing sisters. However, we're currently in ...

Episode 334: The Voyage of the Golden Fleece, 01-06-2015

Hello sweeties! Here we are at the first episode of the new year... It's already too late for me. Please, save yourself! - Poppy, the ...

Episode 333: Ask Me No Questions, 12-30-2014

Hello sweeties! I think Dorothy Parker said it best in her poem, 'Interview'.The ladies men admire, I’ve heard,Would shudder at a wicked word.Their candle gives ...

Episode 332: A Clockwork Christmas Carol, 12-22-2014

It's all fine and good for women of a certain age to have a laugh, now and again, sweeties. This is just getting ridiculous. Happy ...

Episode 331: Billy Bunsen’s First Mystery, 12-15-2014

Hello sweeties! This week we revisit the wonderful world of Billy Bunsen... I'm not really sure why, I'm sure someone told me but I stopped ...

Episode 330: What We’ve Got Here is a Failure…, 12-11-2014

Hello sweeties! We seem to have a bit of a problem here on the Calpurnia. Lady Attercop is under the weather and Emmett is left ...

Episode 329: The Assault on the Calpurnia, 12-02-2014

Hello, sweeties! Emmett and Lady Attercop are plotting to take back the ship from the evil orphan onslaught. At the risk of sounding like your ...

Episode 328: So Long & Thanks for Nothin’, 11-25-2014

Hello sweeties! Well, the holidays are approaching and you know what that means... Emmett, the original Miss Mopey Bloomers is down in the dumps. Of ...

Episode 327: Revenge of the Orphans, 11-18-2014

Normally, I would describe this week's episode for you, sweeties. But, I have a new employer. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant 11.18.14 playlist:Kate Covington - Come Little ...

Episode 326: Davenport’s All Orphan Circus, 11-12-2014

As usual the ladies plans go horribly awry in this week's episode. Really, sweeties, is anyone surprised? - Poppy, the clockwork assistant11.12.14 playlist:Beat Circus - Coney ...

Episode 325: Orphan Fight Club?, 11-05-2014

Hello, sweeties, so this is a thing. Emmett and Lady A. seem to be more distressing than usual. Why don't they ever bring gorgeous single ...

Episode 324: We Ain’t Afraid of No Monsters, 10-28-2014

Yes, this is The Clockwork Cabaret. No, Lady Attercop and Emmmett Davenport aren't here. That's right. They went off to be monster hunters and I ...

Episode 323: Bring Out Yer Dead, 10-21-2014

Those of you with nervous dispositions would do well to protect yourself before listening to this episode, sweeties. Lock your windows, bolt your doors, say ...

Episode 322: That’s Entertainment!, 10-14-2014

Hello sweeties! This week, it seems that Emmett and Lady A. have caught the acting bug... Oh, goodie. Would you like me to preheat the ...

Episode 321: The Storyteller, 10-07-2014

Now, it’s time to sit down and turn your attention to Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. They're going to tell you a wonderful story. Don’t you just love Lady ...

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